She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know what to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day

Now people wanna know why I hate Valentine's Day
I'mma tell you a story so listen to what I say
A few years ago some circumstances came my way
A girl made me angry and she put me in a blind rage
Me and Amanda had been datin' for a month or two
We'd be talking on the phone until there was nothing to
Talk about that's the kind of stuff being in love will do
But on February 14th that's when the love was through
Walked into my apartment noticed the lights out
Turned the lights on saw Amanda laying on my couch
Come to find out she was high out her mind
She didn't time to make a lie and wipe her white mouth
She looked like she covered her whole face with flour
But then I saw the spoon, lighter and bakin' powder
Then I asked how her drug payment was made
And she told me that she sold my laptop with all my games

She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day
She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day
She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day
She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day

My laptop had a terabyte drive and it was storin' them
Games I'd buy that were tied to Steam and Origin
I wanted to cry and my eyes would keep on waterin'
Then I realized there was a cloud when I ordered them
And I could get my games back, wanted to smack her hard
The facts just are that I had an expensive graphics card
And I've never done any drugs I think crack's bizarre
Her actions marred Valentine's Day like the blackest tar
I backed up far she screamed I'm sorry though
Get away from me I don't love you sorry ho
All my PC games and my music production was sucked in
A void that was devoid of joy and was clutched in
The hands of a drug dealer I knew I'd never get back
My laptop that Amanda stole so she could get crack
Ya'll will probably dismiss this story and just laugh at it
But how do you know your Valentine's not a crack addict

She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day
She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day
She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day
She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day

Now Amanda didn't have any answers to explain
Her thoughts and logic that had expanded in her brain
She was a doped out crack addict and I never noticed that
Her personality had to be from her smokin' that
I wanted to lay her out flat like a dead turtle
But instead I got calm and pulled out my external
Hard drive where I archived a large size of my notebook
Had some old games and songs that had a dope hook
It had the entire
System backup from three weeks prior
I thought I'd find my spare laptop so I could stick in
My backup then found my spare also missing
I took Amanda to court so I could sue her
The judge sent Amanda to rehab to improve her
Life so Amanda would stop smokin cracks rock
And she owed me the price of two laptops

She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day
She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day
She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day
She stole my freakin' laptop
And sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know to say, don't know what to say
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day

She stole my freakin' laptop (Now I hate Valentine's Day)
And sold it for some crack rocks (Now I hate Valentine's Day)
She stole my freakin' laptop and sold it for some crack rocks
I don't know what to say, now I hate Valentine's Day